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Reese I’m about to text you lol

omg watch them be like: ‘log u 2’. x

“union city police department, omg we log u 2 let’s have a playdate!!!~~~”
omfg

‘hey qurl. let’s meet up at my shiny red truck~’ AHAHA

“I’ll let you ride the fire pole next time you’re over! Or we could hang out at the library anythings fine with you”
Omg I’d love to read a Sarah Dessen book with a paramedic omg. Did you know Joel was a paramedic once? Lol.

‘I’ll even let you use the water hose! And we could just ride in the firetruck with the sirens blaring so we can go through all the red lights~~ so badass~’

Joel? LOL omg i’m just picturing that right now

He told me that there was this thing called a code brown because unconscious people poo a lot. Lol.
Apparently he always got assigned for those… oop haha

code brown omg. wait really? Unconscious people poo a lot? Well, this is new. Hehehoho. Oh gosh that’s nasty~ Heehee. That’s totally not cylindrical! x

lololol, cylindrical. eman was just all “…wait what the heck??” haha. chortle chortle. ^___^ I’m sleepy omfg. :3

He thought it was an inside joke. NO. IT’S AN OUTSIDE JOKE. xoxo Heehee. Chortle squirtle. You’re sleepy? Get some sleep sweetie. *weird looks*