Kim Kardashian.

• Skyler: *says something I couldn't hear*
• Ms. Priego: That's not why she's famous. It's because she has a body.
• JR: Yeah, but she's so fake. If I slapped her face, I feel like it'd be on my hand.
• Me: It's like when Veronica wipes the face of Jesus. God, her entire face would be on that shirt like in Forrest Gump.